Auntie Jen saves the day/month/year!
She FOUND THE CAMERA! I won't tell you where it was, it's too embarrassing (ie. it was in an obvious place *facepalm*). So if you are ever missing something, and you've looked and looked, have somebody else give it a go... a fresh perspective can work wonders.
So without further ado - some pictures...
baby Colonel Sanders
the awesomeness that is Liam's hair
ahhh... much better.